Mom: Soldier, you are so busted!! What are you doing on my good couch, when you have a couch of your own?
Soldier: Oh, I'm on the wrong couch? Sorry Mom, but there's never any room on my couch anymore. Too many dogs around here....and, Mom, why don't you look and see what Samson is doing with Daddy's shoe, right now?!
Mom: Samson, is that Daddy's shoe you are chewing on? You know better than that!
Mom: Yes, I'm talking to you!!
Samson: Who me? I wasn't doing anything, just smelling it.
Samson: Your'e going to take it away? Please don't, it smelled so good and I just licked it a little.
Samson: Well, if that's the way your'e going to be, I guess I'll just forget all about your silly old shoe and take me a little nap.