Sunday, September 26, 2010

Samson Plays Doctor





Before I let Samson practice medicine, I want to welcome Jose Alba a new follower to my blog. Bienvenido, Jose.


Oh, hi Mommy, maybe you better take that camera and go away so I can examine Angel.


Ack, that nose doesn't look so good. It looks awfully red to me. I will prescribe some more medicine for you and discuss this with Mommy.


Now, let me check your ears. You are such a good patient, Angel, let me just sniff in there. It smells good and clean to me.


And now I have to examine the other end. I know you don't like it, but I have to make sure all your ends are OK.


Sniff, sniff: It smells good to me.


Oh, you want to go outside now? Ok, we can do the rest out there.

I know you eat very well now, but you're still awfully skinny. We have to do something about that. I prescribe some walks for you to make sure you get some more appetite and gain some weight. And I have to discuss your nose medicines with Mommy. Other than that, you are good to go.


These are my final instructions: Make Mommy take you for a good walk every day; eat all your dinner; let Mommy put that cream on your nose too -- those pills are not enough. And let me kiss your ears every time I come and see you.  Then you will feel at least a whole year younger. And that's seven human years.....

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