Friday, June 26, 2015

Samson Plays Dentist























Samson: OK now, I'm just going to check your teeth and clean them. Open wide, please.


Faith: I'm scared, will it hurt?


Samson: Only if I find a cavity. Then I may have to pull your tooth. 


Faith: Ouch! 
Samson: Let me just get in there and clean your molars.


Faith: I eat a lot of manure, you know from the cows. Won't that make my teeth healthy?
Samson: Manure is for plants. All it does for you is give you a stinky mouth. 


Samson: OK, we are done now. You did very well and all your teeth are white and healthy.
Faith: Are they pretty?
Samson: Yes, they are.


Samson: Maybe now you can get a boyfriend and stop bugging me so.
Faith: I attacked Judah, he'll never speak to me again. 
Samson: Better not attack him if he comes back. You're supposed to be nice to your neighbors. 
To himself: The way she tried to beat that poor pup up, I'll be stuck with her forever........










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26 comments:

  1. Harry FlashmanJune 26, 2015 at 2:13 AM

    Your two dogs remind me of my own Belle and Tuggy. They get along so well. I recently helped a friend take her German Shepard to the vet. My friend is a very petite woman and can't hold the dog if "Alice" gets excited. She nearly jerked my arm out of the socket when we got to the vet! Alice is from Germany and she gets all her commands in German. Feels strange to be sitting in a vets office saying "nein!" to a dog.

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  2. jp@A Green RidgeJune 26, 2015 at 2:54 AM

    Oh Samson, it could be a lot worse than having a beautiful girl like Faith with bad breath!!...:)JP

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  3. JuliaJune 26, 2015 at 3:41 AM

    Oh that is cute. Samson the dentist. lol...
    Hope you all have a great day.
    Hugs,
    JB

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  4. TeresaAJune 26, 2015 at 4:48 AM

    Samson is a good caretaker....

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  5. MaryJune 26, 2015 at 5:13 AM

    Ha,ha! Love the narration!

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  6. TexWisGirlJune 26, 2015 at 5:37 AM

    laughing! she's a tomboy. :)

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  7. MadSnapperJune 26, 2015 at 5:44 AM

    Faith you have beautiful teeth, Samson you are a macho dentist.. Faith you Florida Cousin Jake, has no cow pile to eat from, but eats his sisters poop... causing stinky mouth and throw up. mama has to follow Baby around with a bag picking poop as it falls. so you jumped on a visitor... Jake would do that to.

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  8. Arkansas PattiJune 26, 2015 at 6:45 AM

    Now that is a true friend.

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  9. Deb J. in UtahJune 26, 2015 at 7:28 AM

    Such cute dogs!

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  10. TexanJune 26, 2015 at 7:34 AM

    rofl cute, such good friends .... Samson looks like a Great Pyrenees in the first photo where you can see only his head :O).

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  11. SharonJune 26, 2015 at 7:40 AM

    Oh, my Stang-ky breath - I sure hope you aren't kissing your mommy with that mouth!
    The dogs look very healthy!

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  12. D.G. HudsonJune 26, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    Very creative, Inger! Doggy dentist! Both your pups seem to be healthy and able to amuse their mom. Hope you are managing ok. I think of you often. Take care of yourself.

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  13. Janice GrinyerJune 26, 2015 at 10:39 AM

    LOLOLOL... oh Samson... Faith is going to try your patience....LOLOLOL

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  14. Janice GrinyerJune 26, 2015 at 10:39 AM

    LOLOLOL... oh Samson... Faith is going to try your patience....LOLOLOL

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  15. PaulaJune 26, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    Love it! Very creative in your story. Thanks for sharing.....

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  16. The Daily Pip June 26, 2015 at 1:06 PM

    Gosh, your teeth are white! Great exam Samson!

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  17. happyoneJune 26, 2015 at 1:15 PM

    Thanks for the smile. : )

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  18. Janie JunebugJune 26, 2015 at 4:48 PM

    Excellent post, Samson. You are so patient with Faith as your patient. Harper used to clean out all the other dogs' ears. Oh, how I miss everyone. Your mom does, too.

    Love,
    Janie

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  19. MichelleJune 26, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    That is some good doggie fun right there.

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  20. Carla from The RiverJune 26, 2015 at 7:23 PM

    LOL, I eat a lot of manure. LOL :-)
    Fun post my dear.
    xx oo
    Carla

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  21. Hilary Melton-ButcherJune 27, 2015 at 1:54 AM

    Hi Inger - love storyline ... I need Samson over here to check my teethlypegs out! Manure is good for making cakes with ... I did that as a kid and wanted the family to eat my baked goodies! Enjoy your time and your walks .. and hope all is well with your mistress lady ... take care - cheers Hilary

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  22. JimJune 27, 2015 at 11:49 AM

    This was hilarious, Inger!
    i can see a syndicated series in the 'Adventures of Samson and Faith'!!

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  23. sonia a. mascaroJune 29, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    Love seeing Samson and Faith playing together and so happy and friendly!
    Great photos, dear Inger! All them make me smile!
    Lots of hugs!

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  24. BobbieJune 29, 2015 at 4:47 PM

    LOL!!! Gracie wants to set up an appointment to have her teeth checked (yea, right) I'm thinking there's more to it... Hey, I hope this does not change the way you feel about her, Samson... but Gracie likes to eat rabbit poop. Just sayin'

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  25. sandyJune 29, 2015 at 9:09 PM

    had to laugh about the manure - eeck....that was adorable!

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  26. IdaJune 30, 2015 at 10:01 AM

    This was a cute series and combined with the fun commentary it was really enjoyable. They seem like good companions for each other & for you.

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Thanks for leaving a comment.. ~~ Inger

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