Samson Steals a Slice of Pizza and Writes Another Poem

I saw it in the kitchen

at the counter's edge

there was a wedge

of pizza pie

oh my, oh my

Will my stomach swell

if I sweep the edge

and steal the wedge

of pizza pie

oh my, oh my

Will I go to the vet

where needles are big

no, this is my gig

gone is the pie

oh my, oh my

Here comes my daddy
the pie's in my tummy

Should I run for my mommy

or come up with a lie

oh my, oh my

I'm busted for sure

they're both freaking out

the wrapper, the wrapper they shout

now they think I will die

oh my, oh my

They feed me some bread 

and olive oil, not so great

now it's up to my fate

I slurp the oil and know I will die

oh my, oh my

I'm sorry dad and mommy too

I didn't know you'd fear

I'd choke on the plastic and die

after eating that pizza pie

oh my, oh my

Posted by Samson, the Samoyed Pup Dog



This happened last week and Samson's OK. As some of you know, Samson has issues with his pancreas and needs special food from the vet mixed with his regular dog food to keep it under control.  He's absolutely forbidden ANY people food, especially spicy stuff like pepperoni, anchovies, and chili peppers, which were on the pizza. And eating plastic wrapper is not good for any dog, but it all ended well.