Faith: Now that's the kind of news that could make a dog smile. When can I have some?
Me: If Walmart will have it you can have it soon. If not, you'll have to wait until I can go shopping again. And we have a big problem.
Faith: What's that?
Me: Samson can only have the tiniest amount because of his sensitive stomach.
Faith: So I can't brag that I got the mostest?
Me: The most. And yes, I mean no, you can't brag.
Faith: If Walmart doesn't have it, you can ask Auntie Jeanne to buy some at her store.
Me: No, I only want to ask her to get what we absolutely need.
Faith: Like Blue Cheese?
Me: OK, you are right, so maybe we can.
Faith: She only likes her cats, can they have some?
Me: She likes you too. And no, cats don't like sweets, only humans and dogs do.