Me: Faith, guess what I just read in the Washington Post.
Faith: Too much stuff in there for me to guess.
Me: There's a farm where people can come and hug cows.
Me: It's true, one woman was very sad, then she hugged a cow and afterwards she felt much better.
Faith: But cows are so big, how can you possibly hug them? And they have horns too. When our neighbor's cows come over here (where they have no business being) I would not want to get up close.
Me: These cows didn't have horns. And you hug them around their necks. And one woman lied down with a cow and hugged it that way.
Faith: I hate to say it, but sometimes people do the dumbest things.
Me: Guess how much it costs to get to hug a cow.
Faith: It wouldn't be worth it, but I would guess $10.00.
Me: No, $75.00.
Faith: Dumb is as dumb does.
Me: Now you sound like Forest Gump.
Me: Never mind.