Faith: You know what?
Me: What?
Faith: I was thinking of the people who were hugging cows. People would want to hug Samson. He's so furry and fluffy, they would love it and maybe he could make them feel better if they are sad.
Me: I would love to make people who are sad feel better, but Samson isn't the way to go. He's not very clean right now. And I wouldn't like a lot of people coming here.
Faith: But you could make some money to pay for all his expenses. I heard his breed is the most expensive dog breed of all.
Me: I read that too, and he is very, very expensive to keep. But as long as I'm not broke, we'll be OK.
Faith: You would have to brush him good first, and maybe give him a bath. But there may be money to be made here.
Me: No, Faith. I said no.
Faith: $75.00 a hug?
Me: How about having people come and hug you?
Faith: I don't think so.
Me: See, that's just what I mean.
A clean and huggable Samson.
