Samson Plays Poet and Finds Out That Crime Doesn't Pay

Samson Says: 

I steal

I peel

I eat my meal

But soon my tummy

Is feeling funny

Mommy, mommy, I 've got a bug

I'm sorry, I cry

But that's why

I just threw up on your rug

Then Mommy said a strange thing, she said my nose would grow very, very long if I didn't stop telling these tales.


A true story posted by Samson, the Samoyed Pup. 

Have a nice day everyone!


Mommy Says: There are no spaces between the lines in the poem in the New Post. It's not the first time this happens and if anyone knows how to fix it, please let me know. Why does it look fine in New Post format but gets messed up in the post, grrrr.


Samson Says: Mommy, leave the growling to me.