Me: Samson, let me give you some more water.
Samson: Thanks, mommy.
Hubby (from living room): What'd you say, honey?
Me: Oh, I was just talking to Samson.
Hubby: He's a dog, are you losing you mind?
Me: Beats talking to myself.
Samson: Good thing daddy doesn't know about Gracie, Puddles, Sophie, Disco and all the other dogs you talk to online, mommy.
Me (whisper): Samson, you are so right about that. Our secret, OK?
Samson: Sure, mommy ~ maybe I can get a tiny treat if I keep our secret?
Me (loud): Dogs!
Hubby: Are you talking to me?
Me: Never mind!
~ The End ~