OK, Soldier, I know you have some terrible teeth. And your lower front teeth had to be extracted? Hmm, is that right? And why was that? Oh, you were chained up to a doghouse before Daddy rescued you. So you chewed and chewed on the chain to get free. Soldier, that's a terrible story and I can understand why you are scared to have your teeth cleaned.
But I promise this will not hurt.
OK, open wide.
That's a good boy, Soldier, open your mouth.
Now, I will clean your teeth and make you feel real good.
Now we're all done. -- I'll send you a bill and I need to see you back in six months.
Posted by Samson, the Samoyed pup.